Santa Claus On Verge Of Backruptcy - Bailout Hearings Latest Crisis!
The "unthinkable" has become real!
Elf-Unions and Reindeer work rules are putting untenable pressure on Santa's resources and capital. The only thing that can save a Global Christmas Eve bankruptcy, and sled shut-down, is an immediate infusion of $25 Billion in TARP money. Call, email, twitter, or fax your Representative immediately!
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