Obama's Last Train to Bailoutville*
Last Train to Bailoutville*
Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart)
Take the last train to Bailoutville,
And I'll meet you at the station.
You can be be there by four thirty,
'Cause I made your reservation.
Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
'Cause I'm leavin' in the morning
And I must up your bailout again
We'll have one more night together
'Til the bottom falls out again.
And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if crisis will come again.
Take the last train to Bailoutville.
I'll be waiting at the station.
We'll have time for Earmarks,Boondoggles
And a bit of deflation.
Oh... Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
Take the last train to Bailoutville,
Bring a grab bag of special interests
Taxpayer waste and givaways
The stimulus bill was too small.
I'm feelin' low. Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if crisis will come again.
Take the last train to Bailoutville,
Take the last train to Bailoutville,
[repeat and fade]
*Copyright: Jim d’Esterhazy
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