Caroline's Listening Tour

It's a "grueling" job, but she's up for it!


Proving that she's no slouch, Senatorial self-nominee Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg returned to NYC after a grueling 5 hour trip, meeting with up-State NY Mayors and dodging voters and questions from reporters in a spectacular demonstration of her Senatorial capabilities.

Immediately upon return to the "Big Apple", the winsome Senate aspirant had a serious sit-down, knock-down, political discussion and over-due Kennedy Family rent payment discussion with the prominant African-American leader Al Sharpton.  Al was gracious in accepting the fact that the "rent" due to the Kennedy's for all their year's of supporting the 'hood', was due and payable now, and immediately began coaching Princess Caroline on the art of political donation protocol, explaining how it differed from non-profit donation soliciting.

Ms. Kennedy, as always, was resplendent in her tiara and her new cause-bows, while brandishing her scepter to ward off pesky journalists.